We had our annual Secret Santa gift exchange today at Cornel and I'm dying to know who my secret santa was. I opened my beautiful golden Christmas box to find a leash, a note and...another box.
The note read:
WOO I got you a pet and here's a leash so you can walk it,
pets need exercise you know
otherwise they go loco!
I opened the next box. Inside was a collar, a note and....another box. The note read:
Can't have a pet without a collar.
Denotes ownership, is alarmingly fetching
and attaching a leash to their ear is just so
so... medieval. I mean who DOES that?
Open the next box to say hello to your new friend!
Inside the next box were bones (from a model dinosaur set)...and a note. The note read:
Ahh...hmmmm... I knew I forgot something...
AIR HOLES!
Most excellent Secret Santa present! Hilarious!
Bridget
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