My wicket Secret Santa prezzie....

We had our annual Secret Santa gift exchange today at Cornel and I'm dying to know who my secret santa was. I opened my beautiful golden Christmas box to find a leash, a note and...another box.

The note read:

WOO I got you a pet and here's a leash so you can walk it,
pets need exercise you know
otherwise they go loco!

I opened the next box. Inside was a collar, a note and....another box. The note read:

Can't have a pet without a collar.
Denotes ownership, is alarmingly fetching
and attaching a leash to their ear is just so
so... medieval. I mean who DOES that?
Open the next box to say hello to your new friend!

Inside the next box were bones (from a model dinosaur set)...and a note. The note read:

Ahh...hmmmm... I knew I forgot something...
AIR HOLES!

Most excellent Secret Santa present! Hilarious!

Bridget